Kelvin-Lew.com

I just came back from work, and had a good shit. Thought I’d share.

God had a bad case of dandruff.

I was supposed to have an exam in 20 minutes but thanks (rather no thanks) to the snow, my lecturer is snowed in and stuck somewhere. So the exam is postponed. I’d rather get it done with.

Sorry for the lack of updates. (I don’t know actually who I’m apologizing to, since no one ever reads the stuff I write anyway. It then means I’m actually apologizing to myself, which is kinda sad. And since it is I who are to blame for the tardiness, why would I need to apologize to myself? Ouch, my head hurts).

However, to conform to the faux pas of the blogging world for not informing your readers beforehand if you tend to have a break from blogging (or the overused “hiatus”), I have to apologize to all my (imaginary and non-existent) readers/worshippers for clicking refresh on your browser and checking if your Internet connection still works every 3.62 minutes for the past few days just to be the first to read my written treasure.

Back to the topic, it’s not worth reading any further as you’re going to waste your time just like you wasted reading the above 2 paragraphs.

I just wanna put a note to myself here to remind me what to do with my blog/website/waste of time.

• Finish uploading all the photos in my collection.
• Think of witty captions and if not possible, make a penis joke.
• Write articles of my travels before I lose my memory due to smoking too much weed.
• Stop using penis jokes.
• Clean up some code by using CSS style sheets.
• Stop smoking weed before I lose my memory.
• Try to find a sharper image for the front page to emphasise on my imperfections, so that people will register and login to avoid seeing it again and again.

See, I told you it’s a waste of time to read this. Now you’ve lost 2 minutes of your time that you will never get back. You could have made a nice bowl of instant noodles instead.

Oh yeah, before I forget; I should stop smoking weed.

After numerous trials and tribulations, I have a site of my own.

Who am I kidding? I was just too lazy before to actually build my own site. All in all, it’s a pretty educational journey. There will be more improvements but for now I’ve got the articles working.

Now let’s see how long I can keep my site updated.